Should the player receive a perfect score, the opposing chef is stripped naked, censored with deformed faces and white lines, and placed in suggestive positions in a dessert. The chef then exclaims something about how humiliating it is to be looked at, or how she resents the player for forcing her into the situation. It’s unequivocally unsexy.
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Roughly a year after the events of Dead Rising 3 we find West working as a teacher. After being lured to a covert military facility by one of his students, he discovers the group is experimenting with zombies but is forced to escape before getting adequate proof. In response, the government frames West, creating a nationwide manhunt.
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The Ezio trilogy follows the pattern of most trilogies (original Star Wars, X-Men, etc.) in which the first entry is great, the second is the best, and the third is middling. Each offers slight variations in gameplay mechanics, but the basic franchise thrust of parkour, melee, and random side quests remains the same throughout.
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You are Marcus Holloway, a rebellious hacker that has been flagged by ctOS, the operating system that monitors citizens’ every move, as a threat to commit crimes. Marcus is none too happy about this, and he infiltrates Blume, the company behind ctOS, to wipe the slate clean. In the process he ends up latching on with the hacker group DedSec for the shared purpose of taking down Blume.
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FIFA 17‘s biggest new addition is The Journey. Over the past decade, sports games have adopted RPG-esque traits, allowing a player to create their own character and work their way up through the system while earning XP and leveling up.
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Sword Art Online: Hollow Realization takes place in a world where people live out hyper-detailed video game lives thanks to advanced VR technology. Players control the series’ lead, Kirito, as he ventures into Aincrad, the setting of the very beginning of the anime.
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Our story picks up after some very bad things have gone down in Alefgard, leaving the world little more than a smoldering ruin of its former greatness. Into this situation steps “The Builder” (that’s you), a non-hero that nonetheless possesses the forgotten ability to build, and it is you that is destined to lift this world up and return it to prominence.
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