Theriot’s little extra-base pop surge last year was apparently an anomaly, but you combine his runs, steals, BA plus the fact that he’ll soon qualify at both SS and 2B, and he’s a must-own commodity now.

If Doug Glanville was as good at making contact as he is at writing, he’d be in Cooperstown. So? How was your Opening Day? It’s baseball fans’ version of Christmas morning, the day everyone wakes up in the morning tied for first place in our respective fantasy leagues, dreaming of a season worth of possibilities.