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Dispelling Myths

October 20, 2008 | By RotoRob | comment on this post

I can assure you that this is not my ass.

I received an e-mail the other day from a woman who had me confused for someone else, so I thought I better nip this in the bud now, just in case there are any other cases of mistaken identity. Here’s her letter:

Hello, I am trying to find a plumber who uses the name Roto Rob and works in San Joaquin County. My husband and I met you at the Delta Loop Golf Tournament a few years ago when we ran the Monte Carlo Hole. We also used you to work on a house my brother bought on Golden Gate in 2001. We need some plumbing work done at a house in Stockton and wanted to use you. Please email me with your phone number or call me if you are the same Roto Rob.

Alright, so let’s set the record straight, here. I don’t live or work in San Joaquin County; I’m pretty sure I would remember your hole if I had met it; I’ve never worked on any house, especially your brother’s house; if you want your pipes serviced, don’t be coy — just ask me; oh, and I don’t have any plumber skills — or even plumber butt. Sorry.

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