Late-breaking News Update

In the immortal words of Nelson Muntz: Ha Ha!!!
Sources indicate that recent stories about Chris Pronger, Steve Nash and Mark Teixeira may have contained facts that bore only a tiny resemblance to the truth.
Well, okay, they were total bullshit.
Happy April Fools!
Hey’we couldn’t resist giving you a bit of a scare, but as is the custom, we must come clean at noon.