Poultry Power

No wonder Geoff Jenkins is having a tough time concentrating. Not only does he have to deal with the trade talk, but he has to battle oversized pieces of poultry to make catches in the outfield. Come to think of it, perhaps he ought to use that drumstick instead of whatever he was trying to hit with last year. He might need some extra pine tar to deal with the grease, but man, I bet he’d be able to mash with that stick.