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Defender of nerds, wielder of python, I hide in the shadows of your Twitter feed. Waiting. Jumping on any blessed opportunity to enlighten the misinformed of their ways. Teleporting to the back of my enemies and whispering “Jared Goff is a bad quarterback” into their ears. Nothing personal, kid.
- Jared Goff
- Ability to always pick the juiciest watermelon
- Drank two litres of milk once